Have you ever used some sort of food product for self pleasure?

All the time.

A few times

Once, its not for me.

No, but I'm not ruling it out.

No way!


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2012-06-26 02:11:06 | anon id: 4422
Never for self pleasure as I​am a guy, but have plenty of​times to please my female.
2012-06-26 02:18:16 | anon id: 4423
did you see the picture of the​pie? guys can use random crap​to put their penis in​also... sour cream?​hahahahaha
2012-06-26 02:23:31 | anon id: 4424
Too messy! A little whipped​cream now and then is one​thing, but when you break out​the heavy stuff, plan on​taking a shower and washing​your sheets after!
2012-06-26 03:36:15 | anon id: 4425
one word.. lollipop. ;)
2012-06-26 03:49:39 | anon id: 4426
I've never used a food​product to pleasure my self,​but an ex-girlfriend loved​shit shoved up her caslapus​(and sometimes the brown eye).​ You know those long, swirly​suckers at amusement parks? ​She liked 'em in the pink​and the stink. And, no, I did​not lick the sucker​afterwards. Carrots,​cucumbers, celery (she liked​me to spank her with the leafy​party, too), squash, zucchini,​the list goes on. The​funniest time was when she​wanted a pickle. I asked her​if she thought it was a good​idea, but she wanted to​anyway. So, I proceed to fuck​her with a pickle and she​starts screaming,"It​burns, it burns!" I​start laughing my ass off and​she gets mad at me. It was​hilarious and she's the​dumbass for thinking a pickle​wasn't going to shrivel​and burn her puss!
2012-06-26 04:02:50 | anon id: 4427
I'd rather rub one out​than fuck a pastry or​pie...too much work, and too​messy. I'll leave the​food pleasure to her...
2012-06-26 04:13:13 | anon id: 4428
Well, who doesn't like a​tomato in the ol'​buttholio?
2012-06-26 06:22:58 | anon id: 4429
These really are anonymous​aren't they? You're​not secretly using the link​from Facebook to track who we​are, are you?
2012-06-26 22:20:55 | anon id: 4431
I know who you are.
2012-07-30 23:52:55 | anon id: 4592
Before you 'all start​attacking coipenmas becuase​they realize that generally​speaking, mother nature has​selected us to reguard fat =​ugly; Lets think about​"why" shall we?​First off, in nature,​unhealthy fat animals are​unable to outrun their sleeker​more attractive predators. ​They tend to make good​munching. Humans are not on​top of the food chain, a​series of different animals​will if able to if allowed,​eat human beings. So mother​nature in all her infinite​wisdom and glory, evolved us​look upon unhealthy fat​individuals as utterly​disgusting thus preventing the​attractive healthy individuals​from accidentally wasting​valuable reproductive energy​on indiviudals composed of​wads of good eating, animal​munching fat. I hope you all​learned a lesson on why fat​people are not attractive. ​Forgive the simplification(as​well as a total lack of​explainations of the health​benifits of exercise and​proper dieting)of the answer​as we also have to contend​with a below average​intelligence here as well. ​Good luck and Good night.
2012-08-01 15:49:33 | anon id: 4665
我的系統AppServ​2.6.0Apache 2.2.8PHP​6.0.0-devMySQL​6.0.4-alphaphpMyAdmin-2.10.3​我也會出現這些東西​Deprecated: Assigning the​return value of new by​rnerecefe is deprecated in​D:\AppServ\www\WordPress\wp-settings.php​on line 399Deprecated:​Assigning the return value of​new by rnerecefe is deprecated​in​D:\AppServ\www\WordPress\wp-settings.php​on line 414Deprecated:​Assigning the return value of​new by rnerecefe is deprecated​in​D:\AppServ\www\WordPress\wp-settings.php​on line 421Deprecated:​Assigning the return value of​new by rnerecefe is deprecated​in​D:\AppServ\www\WordPress\wp-settings.php​on line 456Fatal error:​Declaration of​Walker_Page::start_lvl() must​becompatible with that of​Walker::start_lvl() in​D:\AppServ\www\WordPress\wp-includes\classes.php​on line​576只要降低版本就行了嗎??等等來試試
2012-08-03 07:43:11 | anon id: 4745
I think this is a great idea.​As a fulltime cilssacal​composer, i've been​battling to try and figure out​some sort of donations system​if people like my music,​listening on my hopefully soon​to be constructed website.​(Paypal doesn't work​everywhere, and is a pain to​manage.)I use all opensource​software, so this may also be​a neat way to funnel some​funds into the devs of the​apps i use, as a proportion of​any funds i might get. Better​still i guess, i could ask​them to get flattrd, and be​rewarded directly.So i'm​watching this with a great​deal of interest.A question​for the devs. Will the​payments out to flattr​recipients work across the​globe, and to bank accounts​anywhere?I wish the team much​success. Smartest idea for​direct creative reward from​listener to composer i've​seen yet.Alex.

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